In preparation for take off, please ensure your genitals are in their upright and locked position.
I’d rather sit next to this total dickhead than someone talking on their cell phone.
I always wind up sitting next to this guy on flights; and he ALWAYS has his buddies with him; coupla nuts and a big asshole.
^ It’s like I’m not even trying any more…DAMN YOU PERCOCET
You got perkies and you’re not sharing?
It’s always someone else’s fault, isn’t it.
As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit on
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