If you get in on the ground floor you can ride this taste treat all the way to the dumpster.
Nae, thank ewe.
I “hand-finished” in the shower this morning. I certainly don’t want that on my pizza.
Everything goes down smoothly with a Scot single malt
An’ comes back up smoothly as well…
Yesh, Mish Monney-Penneh
Have a slice o’ haggis pizza; why, it’s like a shillelagh to the guttocks. And at the end o’ this rainbow ride there’ll be a pot a’waitin’ for you…a white porcelain pot where you kin see yer wee brown raggedy haggis-friends off to the sea. Yarrr!
Wait…that’s pirate, not Scottish. DAMMIT.
Aren’t shillelaghs (I’ll have to trust your spelling) and a pot at the end of a rainbow…Irish?
It’s about to expire, better eat it now before it gets gross.
It doesn’t taste like haggis but its not that bad, I’ve had worse things in my mouth!
(also cosmo’s is a Scottish company :p)
I’m proud of my Scottish heritage (Clan MacKenzie! WOO!) and I actually like haggis with a side of neeps ‘n’ tatties, but I don’t know if *anyone* is Scottish enough for haggis pizza, even if our cuisine seems largely based on a drunken dare. That sounds like a mouthful and a colon full of regret.
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