10 thoughts on “I wouldn’t eat that with *your* mouth

  1. Have a slice o’ haggis pizza; why, it’s like a shillelagh to the guttocks. And at the end o’ this rainbow ride there’ll be a pot a’waitin’ for you…a white porcelain pot where you kin see yer wee brown raggedy haggis-friends off to the sea. Yarrr!
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    Wait…that’s pirate, not Scottish. DAMMIT.

  2. I’m proud of my Scottish heritage (Clan MacKenzie! WOO!) and I actually like haggis with a side of neeps ‘n’ tatties, but I don’t know if *anyone* is Scottish enough for haggis pizza, even if our cuisine seems largely based on a drunken dare. That sounds like a mouthful and a colon full of regret.

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