Laugh at ‘em if you want, but it’s almost a certainty that one of them (or someone just like them) is banging the Mortal Kombat chick from a couple of days ago…
I shall eat the superhero and wear it’s skin.
Eats whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size,
Catches burgers, shakes, and fries.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderman.
Is he strong?
He’s got High Cholesterol Blood.
Can he swing,
from a thread?
It’s Spider-man with a hyphen!
Make fat jokes if you want cause I can’t stop you, but at least spell Spider-man’s name correctly!
Take THAT, Captain Carb!
Avenging mostly hunger it seems…
I guess that’s what happens after you’ve defeated all the bad guys. I say we all come up with and execute sinister crimes to help them out.
You know what I find funny about this? If this was three fat chicks like me, people would be tearing you all to pieces for this. Calling you bullies, saying that they have a right to cosplay, that they’re just showing they’re confident, etc. Just take a look at Tumblr sometime when someone shows a fat Misty cosplayer and says some people should not cosplay.
But because they’re men, it’s okay to make fun of them. Freaking hypocritical. It’s kind of like how people say Peter Capaldi is “too old” to be the Doctor just cause he’s over 50, but those same people have no problem of 50 year old Alex Kingston playing River Song, the Doctor’s wife. Just cause Peter has a wiener it’s okay to “hate” him cause he’s over 50.
Now me, being fat, I’d never, ever cosplay as Misty or anyone else with a revealing costume. I think if you don’t have the body for it, you shouldn’t wear it. I don’t even went shorts anymore. Not even in 100+ degree weather. It’s for the good of everyone’s eyes. Including my own.
But that’s beside the point. The point is we live in a hypocritical society where it’s okay to make fun of these guys just cause they have penises, but it’s not okay to make fun of a 300 pound woman in an Electra costume even though she looks just as ridiculous.
You are three fat chicks? o boy
As I read it, you’re the only one saying they look ridiculous.
I think they’re cute. And I’m a fat woman who does not take herself too seriously, making fun of fat men…who obviously know they’re fat and are having fun.
They’re not fat.
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