And the follow up:
Learning To Play With a Liar’s Testicles
– Monica Lewinsky
Did you have to hitch a ride in a time machine to come up with that?
Sorry, I forgot for a minute this was the Interwebs, so anything that happened more than six months ago is irrelevant.
…How ’bout that Miley Cyrus, huh!?
President Clinton did NOT have sex with that woman.
I wish I could NOT have sex with a number of women in that exact same way.
Hey, thanks to President Clinton I could tell everyone in my high school how much non-sex I was having and look badass, instead of lonely, while still technically sticking to the truth.
I just want to know what the unexpected gifts are….
Bargain bin discount and it’s STILL $7.98?!? That’s some expensive bestiality lessons.
With a foreword by Queen Sarabi
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