Well…what do you expect? Google Image Search “Paula Deen Riding Things”, then try a search with “Martin Luther King Riding Things”.
I rest my case.
What was the question?
As it is in the Good Book:
Their raptors are swifter than leopards, more fierce than the evening wolves; their riders press proudly on. Their riders come from afar; they fly like a pterodactyl swift to devour.
To be fair, if this poll was taken 50 years ago the numbers would look more like 99/1 Deen and 28/59 King, so progress. Also, I’m wondering if the public lashing of Paula Deen has gone on so long the inevitable sympathy backlash is showing. A-Rod’s an insufferable douchebag and even I find myself thinking he’s being a little unfairly singled out. Of course I also hate the Yankees and want them saddled with his enormous contract, so maybe I’m not the most impartial observer.
We were talking about celebrities/athletes riding sauropods right?
But Paula Deen catering a wedding with MLK as head waiter? 94/2
One demanded Freedom for All. The other demanded Butter for All.
‘Merica has spoken.
And I, for one, also intend to purchase the new DeenMobile.
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