I’m 2 billion percent sure that this kid’s got no chance. Maury + Uncertain Paternity != Successful Children +5 Log in to Reply

There are three kinds of people in this world: those who understand math, and those who do not. +24 Log in to Reply

Oddly enough “Who’s responsible this” could very well be a line uttered on an episode of Maury. +2 Log in to Reply

Winning at being able to eat corn through a picket fence…floss with knotted rope…have bite marks that look like fairy footprints… Dude’s teeth are so gapped when he smiles his tongue looks like it’s in jail. +7 Log in to Reply

I’m 2 billion percent sure that this kid’s got no chance.

Maury + Uncertain Paternity != Successful Children

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There are three kinds of people in this world: those who understand math, and those who do not.

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“whose responsible this?” #doesn’tanybodyproofread

(Sorry, I had to.)

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http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/whose_responsible_this.php

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Ahh, now I see. All things are possible with Yiffstar.

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Oddly enough “Who’s responsible this” could very well be a line uttered on an episode of Maury.

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So, there’s still some doubt.

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Winning at being able to eat corn through a picket fence…floss with knotted rope…have bite marks that look like fairy footprints…

Dude’s teeth are so gapped when he smiles his tongue looks like it’s in jail.

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His teeth are so gapped it looks like he uses them to comb his hair.

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Finally, the Cenobite Chatterer’s backstory is revealed.

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