Secretly John Largeman is prolly sitting there with that big ol’ sign secretly thinking “Yeah…pull her hair…harder!”.
I read “sign” as “throbbing hard-on.” My bad.
Turn or Burn sounds like a great slogan for my new line of public square rotisseries – great for picketing, picnics, and picketing picnics.
Comes with mountains and mountains of coleslaw.
and mountains of dew
Ask Me Why You Deserve Hell sounds like the most pretentious hipster band ever.
Sorry, the sign got cut off. It’s supposed to be HELL-O KITTY
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Kitty, that whosoever believeth in her should not perish, but have everlasting cuteness.
Why would it burn any less if she turns?
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