“Commander Crunch” sounds cooler, anyway.
Well, of course he’s not a Captain.
Went to 7 years of Journalism Science University for this shit.
WHATEVER – JUST LEAVE COLONEL SANDERS ALONE!
He’s a Cap’n in the Crunch Navy. That’s why he gets the cool hat and boss pornstache too. The Crunch Navy is multi-national and really…wonderfully…GAY!
Still not as popular with the ladies as Colonel Angus
Well, thank God we solved all the other problems in the world that this is now a pressing issue…
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