10 thoughts on “Leave Kimye Alone!

  1. It’s Australia, they’re too busy avoiding being killed by everything on the continent to be bothered with nuisance petitions. I think living in a constant state of fear helps you keep a sense of humor about the little things.

  2. “Bay Adelaide East is also bonded and insured for construction projects of the size up to but not exceeding Kim Kardashian’s Ass.**”

    **not valid in Utah; if your steel erection phase lasts longer than 4 months call your doctor.

    • Here, let’s have Angry Old White Guy answer that question, ginoize:

      “Well, not just yet. But it starts with th’ gays, you know, then th’ Muslims all want to start gettin’ married, then livestock and what-not. Is what them fellas sittin’ around the desk in suits is sayin’ at Fox News. Pisses me OFF. Thanks, Obama. Or should I say HITLER.”

      • Guys, I apologize for the above caricature of an angry middle aged low-information white male.

        It was very inaccurate.

        BECAUSE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN WRITEN INTIRELY IN ALL CAPS COMPLEAT WITH TYPOGRAFICLE ERRERS AND ZERO PUNCTUATION!!!!! KENYAN!!!!

      • I could get upset about this, but instead I’ll spin it positive. Teddy Kennedy was able to marry twice, so yes, America’s position on the marital rights of large, aquatic beasts has always been ahead of our views on gay marriage. We don’t even judge (at least not legally) if they try to take their girlfriends back to their home in the deep…

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