The Nestea Plunge Can Kill You

Well… sure you could kill someone with a bottle of iced tea. But is it likely? I mean, you could kill someone with almost anything if you have the time and the willpower. You could force-feed someone a bag of circus peanuts until they suffocated. George Carlin once joked that you could probably beat a guy to death with the Sunday edition of the New York Times if you really put your mind to it.
But was the iced tea an imminent threat? The kind that required a response of deadly force? According to this dude, absolutely.

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8 thoughts on “The Nestea Plunge Can Kill You

  1. SUSPECT WAS LAST SEEN RUNNING OUT A CONVENIENCE SHOP WARING A SKIMASK AND HOLDING A CAN OF SODA!! BE AWARE SUSPECT IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS!! AND FEELING REFRESHED!!

  2. Guess the fact that there’s a distinct possibility that Mr. Martin had Mr. Zimmerman on the ground and was at least beating him into unconsciousness counts for nothing? Zimmerman was clearly asking for it, what with walking around the neighborhood? Can we at least agree that a) no one knows what really happened that night yet and b) Trayvon Martin wasn’t the doe-eyed innocent kid the media immediately tried to paint him as?

    • I know, right? Poor George Zimmerman! Just driving around, minding his own business. And all of a sudden he had to shoot an unarmed kid. That shit just happens. I’m glad you get it. You know who’s being unfairly persecuted here, and it certainly isn’t the kid with the iced tea and the skittles.

      Free George Zimmerman!

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