11 thoughts on “SHOTGUN!

  1. Ahmed was employing his new strategy to prevent distracted driving. Everytime he glanced down to look at his phone, the cheetah would bite his hand.

    • North America has declared a $2.5 billion dollar Drive-a-cheetah program to enact this plan. We expect the number of cell-phone calls during driving to decrease drastically. In other news, the number of deaths during driving is expected to rise by some unknown factor.

      • Living in the Nashville area, I can say that implementing this program here would lead to a rapid decrease in the number of people with both hands still functional. I’m told there are cell-phone laws, but practical experience has yet to furnish me with any evidence.

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