Everything he hears is nuts.
If that gets infected, the oozing will perfect the entire tableau.
Does his ear penis have lice, or was that a rough shave?
“Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown”…
Note to self: Don’t ever pass out at a tattoo artist’s keg party.
No wonder everyone calls him dickhead.
What sick kind of bet do you have to lose for THAT to happen?!
And hey, instead of duckface, we now have dickface!
What a pity his cheek is any bigger.
The tribal above and below it are older than that one. So did he just decide when he was getting the tribal to leave a dick shaped space, just in case he decided he wanted a dick tattooed on his face?
Winning coverup tattoo? Tribal is a douchetastical, but not sure this is better.
Imagine the disappointment when he drops his pants…he only gives good face.
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