I was wondering where my star-shaped cookie mold had disappeared to…now I know.
If you’re going to have a receding hairline, you may as well work with it.
I fear his hairline isn’t the only thing on recess.
Since an early age I’ve always wanted to be a star. Unfortunately for me, the doctor took it literally.
He has killer stability in a headstand contest.
I like how he got his nails done.
These are the first mugshots of the primary suspect in the kidnapping of Patrick Starfish.
Something about this just screams out My Little Pony…the star, the silvery mane…if only I could see if he has a lazy eye – he’d be a shoe-in for Derpy Hooves.
This is gonna be fun in 50 yrs. Hanging his ostomy bags is a breeze. Head Butting the nurses. A star shaped blob sagging into his right eye.
I was planning on making star shaped pancakes for the little ones in the morning. Looks like Honey Nut Cheerios instead.
Mom, why did this guy put cookie cutters under his skin?
He nailed that look.
Covering up male-pattern baldness, you’re doing it wrong.
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