Pop Tarts without frosting? What a DEVIANT!!
I didn’t realize I was gay. I’m going to have to think this over. Not even sure what type of girl I like. Don’t think I like girls at all. But I DO eat poptarts unfrosted, so there’s the proof that I am….
I’m gay and I don’t eat Pop Tarts, what am I supposed to do now?
By the way, that’s not the first time I see a reference about homosexuality that involves Pop Tarts…did I miss a stereotype or something?
No. Am I missing something?
To my surprise, Google search yielded results about “gays and pop tarts” that were not related to Frank Ocean…I don’t get it.
pink frosting and red sprinkles are straight man food…and bacon
That’s cool being gay and all, but you CHOSE to go without frosting. It’s unnatural. It’s like a toaster strudel, and that’s just a slippery slope to great value toasted pastries and toast’em popups. I pray for you.
Where on Earth do you get Pop Tarts without frosting? Besides the 1960s?
Unfrosted Pop Tarts are a gateway drug to anal sex.
I’m going to start feeding my GF unfrosted Pop Tarts.
I don’t know if that’s how it works, DarkSock, but go ahead and try it. If it makes her want anal, you win. If it just makes her a straight-up lesbian, I win. ;-)
I like unfrosted Pop Tarts, but I smear a huge gob of butter on them. I may be bisexual.
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