Why is is that nudists are always people you don’t want to see naked?
Still beats Walmart. Still got the naked old people, but at least it’s above minimum wage.
For $400 a week? Shit, I’d do it for a summer.
*looks at her credit card bills* Where do I apply?
Wish I knew. I could use that $400 per.
I think we could all say that at this point. Heck, I’ll be honest, there are days when I look at my bills and my bank account, especially recently with all my medical bills coming in, and think, “If Ron Jeremy offered me $5,000 to be in a porno for fatty fetishists, I think I’d take it.”
And if you knew me IRL, you’d know that’s pretty desperate.
She had me at “internet”.
Madonna was incensed when Lady Gaga snarkily showed up for the position.
Just don’t sit on the furniture…
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