That would be enough to motivate me.
It should be facing the entry of a Wal-Mart instead.
Jesus, the shit you find.
I was thinking the exact same thing Bronc! Obviously DarkSock delves into some very dark places! LOL!
It wouldn’t be quite as bad if she was wearing clothes THAT ACTUALLY FIT HER!! What is it with Walmartians and their need to dress in clothes too small, too short, too tight, too inappropriate or just plain old gross?
You have NO idea, muffin.
Shudder to think.
Is she stealing a ham?
The Hard Way
FUPA doesn’t begin to describe the seriousness of that FUPA.
VUPA, wherein the “V” stands for “Voluminous”.
There are three different levels of severity when dealing with flopped-over flab just above one’s naughty bits. Hers blasted past FUPA and vag-omach and skipped to straight-up gunt.
My friend in Florida calls that “gator-bait.”
In Australia, that overhang would be called a “verandah over the toy shop”. But I really like “gator bait”! I was giggling like a schoolgirl over that!
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