Though entirely accurate.
I don’t want your ugly shoes, but I’ll take everything else…
I’d like to say that these stereotypes are not true… but the truth is I’d take everything in that picture!
The Ugg sign *would* draw me in, but I’d stay for the Diet Coke.
Throw in some Claire’s Jewelry and my daughter is GONE.
I don’t want any of that stuff. Ugg boots are ugly. Nutella is gross. StarYUCKs is horrible coffee. And I’m allergic to artificial sweeteners.
Want to catch this white girl? Front row seats to a Barry Manilow concert and some new fishing gear is what you need. I just bought an ocean pole, in fact – I’ve always done freshwater fishing, now I want to get into saltwater – and could use some starter tackle.
replace the nutella and diet Coke with bacon and RedTube and you have a Man Trap.
You had me at Nutella.
Thanks for the suggestion! There’s an overpopulation issue with this species at my Upstate NY university, so I may use this humane style of trap to start a catch-and-release re-homing program in their native Long Island.
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