The Onion isn’t serious


What do you all think? Too far? Not far enough? Or don’t give a shit?
I will say that one thing that really irritated me about the buzzfeed article was this:

Are we actually at a point where you have to issue a warning to grown people that they’re about to see a cuss word?
Meanwhile, everyone in the UK is scratching their heads and saying “what, they paid her a compliment! You yanks are crazy!”

Luckily we have this asshole to chime in, and make us all feel better about ourselves.

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22 thoughts on “The Onion isn’t serious

  1. yeah, i’d say she is. she’s 9. just wait till she’s 13 she’ll be even cuntier then, and then by 16 she’ll be twice that and know everything too. i’ve got boys and they’re cunts too-but they pack their own school lunch so i haven’t beaten them to a pulp yet

  2. Shakespeare got in trouble for the C word first:

    HAMLET
    Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
    Lying down at OPHELIA’s feet
    OPHELIA
    No, my lord.
    HAMLET
    I mean, my head upon your lap?
    OPHELIA
    Ay, my lord.
    HAMLET
    Do you think I meant country matters?
    OPHELIA
    I think nothing, my lord.
    HAMLET
    That’s a fair thought to lie between maids’ legs.
    OPHELIA
    What is, my lord?
    HAMLET
    Nothing.

  3. ‘Meanwhile, everyone in the UK is scratching their heads and saying “what, they paid her a compliment! You yanks are crazy!”’

    Eh?

    -confused english person…

  4. >Are we actually at a point where you have to issue a warning to grown people that they’re about to see a cuss word?

    Yup.
    You, as a straight man, might not have been subjected to it yet, but certain online communities (reddit’s r/lgbt for instance) require you to put spoiler tags on words like “faggot”, which is basically the same thing.

    After all, what could we expect after introducing stuff like “[firstletter]-word” into public vocabulary. Reasoning behind saying “c-word” instead of “cunt” seems the same to me.
    And it looks like parents who call someone a “bee-eye-tee-cee-eich” in front of the kids, hoping they can’t spell.

  5. So a website is commenting on another website reporting what another website said via a social media type website?! And also some asshole made it worse via a social media website?

    This is so meta, it’s too meta for me, Ima have to lie down for a bit.

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