“Sir, this taco doesn’t look anything like you.”
He should have ran for the border.
One time, a TSA agent asked me for two forms of ID. I gave him my license for the first form, and pulled down my pants, took a crap in my hand and showed it to him for the second form. The officer replied “Thank you Mr. Del Taco, enjoy your flight”
I thought your punchline was gonna be “Thank you Mr. Santorum, enjoy your flight”…
The worlds worst superhero, FLORIDA MAN, strikes again!
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