Wait just a second… Is that truck properly licensed and registered? Can’t have random crazies just buying vehicles and driving them willy-nilly, can we? Log in to Reply
If the Government ever needs to serve Ted with a Warrant or a Summons, this is how they’ll deliver it. Log in to Reply
At the exact moment this truck rammed into the back of a cement mixer truck, an undead Sigmund Freud blasted up from the earth in a geyser of soil and coffin shards. Log in to Reply
Life would be easier if men’s penises (penii?) were attached to their heads like this rifle’s attached to this truck cab. I’d have to wear a 10 gallon hat though. Log in to Reply
Wait just a second…
Is that truck properly licensed and registered?
Can’t have random crazies just buying vehicles and driving them willy-nilly, can we?
You’re gonna need a bigger moose…
The new one-cylinder Dodge Shaft has a zero-to-sixty time of 0.003 seconds.
watts overcampinsatan mean jimbo?
If the Government ever needs to serve Ted with a Warrant or a Summons, this is how they’ll deliver it.
At the exact moment this truck rammed into the back of a cement mixer truck, an undead Sigmund Freud blasted up from the earth in a geyser of soil and coffin shards.
Life would be easier if men’s penises (penii?) were attached to their heads like this rifle’s attached to this truck cab.
I’d have to wear a 10 gallon hat though.

I believe not only in my right to bear arms but that of my truck’s as well.
I’ll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead A-frame…