One should never read Fifty Shades of Gray while wearing lycra.
One should never read Fifty Shades Of Gray, period. There’s plenty of erotica written by people with actual writing talent and that isn’t a rip off of Twilight out there.
no one should read Twilight either, There are people out there with actual writing talent, like the guys who write Bazooka Joe bubblegum comics
No room in the back pack for his bike lock.
Look, those pants don’t have pockets. You gotta keep your wallets and keys somewhere.
However, stashing in his foreskin was a crass choice.
I felt slightly uncomfortable after reading your reply. Not as uncomfortable as when I hear about people getting those piercing on their dick, but uncomfortable nonetheless.
Made me laugh anyway, so it’s all good.
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