Stuck on stupid

Raise your hands if you’re surprised Taylor Swift acted like a big baby at the Grammys. I don’t see any hands. Dating this chick sounds like it would be Hell on Earth. The funny thing is, I’m pretty sure all these guys break up with her, not the other way around, so I don’t think ANY of them want to get back together with her.

By the way, she’s 23 years old. Not 14. This is not acceptable behavior for a grown woman. The only thing that could have made this Grammys more perfect would be for Chris Brown to act like a petulant asshole. Oh, that happened too? Stellar.

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15 thoughts on “Stuck on stupid

  1. [Blind Gossip] This Girl is furious about her most recent failed relationship! Her anger is directed at two parties in particular: the guy with whom she recently broke up; and her management team, for getting her into this relationship in the first place.

    While her jet was being readied to whisk her off to her next location, she ranted to a friend about the coupling. She is mad at the guy because she feels that he didn’t hold up his end of the bargain. She called him a “F*cking idiot!” and “A bad actor” and complained that “He didn’t even f*cking try!” to make them look like a real couple. This is especially infuriating to her because his management team was the one that originally hatched the plan to set them up.

    She is also mad at her management team because this is not the first time they have set her up in a relationship that went wrong. When her friend questioned her why she continued to allow herself to be set up, she went ballistic.

    “Why?! Why?! Because we need the f*ing publicity, that’s why! And instead of getting good publicity, now I look like a f*cking slut!” She finished the conversation by declaring, “I’m done! I am never doing this again! I am ready to quit this whole f*cking thing!”

    The entire time she was saying this, Our Girl was pacing up and down near the runway, yelling and crying and gesturing to emphasize her fury. That’s a far cry from the sweet, together girl you see during performances and TV interviews.

    Oh, and given all this, we think it’s safe to say that this couple is never getting back together.

    Girl:

    Guy:

    taylor swift harry stylesSOLVED!

    It’s Taylor Swift and Harry Styles! Source: BlindGossip.com

    Oh, Taylor. You silly, silly girl! How many more times are you going to engage in these PR relationships?

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  2. Wait, so Chris Brown was an asshole and Taylor Swift can’t function in a proper relationship? WTF?! Next you’ll be telling me the sun will rise in the east tomorrow or something! I can’t handle all this wild unpredictability!

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  3. Looks like somebody needs to catch the “Rabbit Habit”.

    To which I say: “Hibbity Hop a’ Hop Hop ”’an’ It Don’t Stop”

    I gots the carrot juice…just sayin’…
    .
    If I’m doom to Crazy Girls, I might as well be Immortalized.

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