Accoutrements, Inc., aka Archie McPhee, makes a lot of amusing products.
Are they the ones who make squirrel underpants?
I guess they stopped making breath sprays. They still make bacon-flavored hard candies, though.
Also try “Go To Hell” cinnamon breathspray, cause if you think cinnamon is refreshing, YOU GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!
My God is less Minty, more Bacony.
My god tastes miraculously of brewer’s yeast.
Also available: Atheist Cajun Ranch, and Mormon Vanilla.
Jesus loves you, but not if you’ve got stank breath.
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