It’s the Super Bowl, everybody. The most magical day of the year, when real football has its greatest celebration. Show your appreciation by doing like your heroes in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE do: drive under the influence, beat your spouse, and marginalize some gays. Or go all-out with the Ray Lewis Special, and arrange for your posse to stab some people to death. It’s the AMERICAN WAY.
But above all else, make sure you watch a bunch of innocuous television commercials so you can come up with ways to denounce them all as OMG RACIST.
The Puppy Bowl > The Super Bowl
Cause puppies are always superior to football players. Always.
they bite less and eventually become house broken
I hear Michael Vick was a guest coach this year. I figure his team was highly motivated.
And yes I realize how horrible that joke was…
Although trying to get a Hedgehog to execute even ONE cheer is going to be a futile exercise.
Those tears have to be murder on his eye black strips.
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Double murder.
dammit wrong damned comment
dammit
No matter how the game ends, Ray Lewis is going to cry a lot.
Those tears have to be murder on his eye black strips…Double murder.
It should be fine. Just as long as the crooked cajun electrical contractors didn’t bamboozle FEMA and leave corroded water-logged electrical conduit in place.
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Yep.
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Should be juuuust fine.
Some folks are still ruining their livers trying to get the sound of the GoDaddy ad out of their minds.