You don’t want to forget.
Treat you princess with a visit to the poor man’s castle.
Well we all know how long it takes to get to White Castle after all.
And I’m not trying to start a riot here, BUT…
Krystal burgers kick White Castle’s slimy asses. Ketchup? Ugh. Kid’s stuff. Krystal’s have mustard, the condiment of royalty.
If you want to really go off the reservation, order a Krystal Chik, w/ mayo and pickle, and…wait for it…bacon.
My stomach just convulsed in a sympathetic lust spasm. I may have pooped a little.
But if I had a pile of White Castles in front of me right now I’d eat them sumbitches.
“Imma let you finish, but Krystal Burgers are the best burgers of all time!” -Kanye West
Hope they won’t have candles. That’s just asking for a gas fire.
Or a grease fire.
Slip a Chicken Ring on her finger and make her your own special Grease Cookie.
I’m just gonna say My husband and I did Valentine’s at White Castle one year and it was fun. They dress in tuxes, take you to your reserved table and take your order, give you a rose and take your picture to take home. I’ve had worse Valentine’s Days.
White Castle is just Krystal’s without the mustard. I love mustard. The next time I’m at a White Castle, I should order mine WITH MUSTARD if only to piss them off.
No condiments on a slider. Ya dip em….in mustard
Sliders are so good…and they throw up smooth.
I wonder if anyone’s ever tried one sober?
I got married at 3 am at Krystals 15 years ago. Or so I’m told. Not sure it was legal. I never saw her again. What happens in New Orleans…
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