5 thoughts on “ONLY THREE JOBS???

  1. The answer to her dilemma is found in the song lyrics for “How To Skin A Cat” by the seminal punk rock band Hüsker Dü:

    We are starting a cat ranch and taking one hundred thousand cats
    Each cat will have twelve kittens a year
    The catskins will sell for thirty cents each
    One hundred men could skin five thousand cats a day
    We could be dealing a profit of over ten thousand dollars
    But what should we feed the cats?
    We will start a rat ranch next door with a million rats
    The rats will breed twelve times faster than the cats
    So we can have more rats to feed each day for each cat
    But what should we feed the rats?
    We will feed the rats
    The carcases of the cats
    After they have been skinned
    Now get this!
    We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats
    And get the catskins for nothing

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