Honestly…what is the deal with that? Was there some council of Porn Directors in the early 90′s that decided spooging on hair and faces was somehow sexy? Who does that…seriously?!? During my post-divorce I dated a lovely girl in a 2 month rebound who was 15 years my junior from this generation who clearly was been YouPorn-twisted into thinking loving couples actually DO this…
I did it. But I didn’t like it.
I liked it a little.
But I didn’t get it.
*steps off of soapbox; shrugs. Opens YouPorn site*
It’s written in huge letters like the warning signs on the back of dump trucks so you don’t get too close and get hit by shit just flying out of it….a PSA so to speak.
Of course all those body parts are on the pages of magazines.
“And all these strangers ever do is complain!”
But not on the vagina. No baby mama drama for him!!!!
*gets on soapbox*
Honestly…what is the deal with that? Was there some council of Porn Directors in the early 90′s that decided spooging on hair and faces was somehow sexy? Who does that…seriously?!? During my post-divorce I dated a lovely girl in a 2 month rebound who was 15 years my junior from this generation who clearly was been YouPorn-twisted into thinking loving couples actually DO this…
I did it. But I didn’t like it.
I liked it a little.
But I didn’t get it.
*steps off of soapbox; shrugs. Opens YouPorn site*
It’s written in huge letters like the warning signs on the back of dump trucks so you don’t get too close and get hit by shit just flying out of it….a PSA so to speak.
No gender-specific pronouns on that t-shirt.
Jus sayin