I thought the cure for terriosm was a course of antibiotics.
In a technical sense thermonuclear explosions are a very thorough form of antibiotics. Germs, elephants, athlete’s foot…everything but cockroaches.
Yep! Z-pack takes care of it in a week!
The cure for Tourism is higher gasoline and airline prices. And bears.
So goes the war on terriers. Small dogs do terrify me.
Terriers hate freedom. They hate you and me. Because we’re free. They hate freedom. And they love open car windows while the vehicle is moving.
But they love Taco Tuesday. And I love Taco Tuesday. So we’re building a coalition. A coalition of the willing. Willing to go get tacos. Taco Bell rules.
You know you have a problem when your ideas are so crazy, they don’t already have a bumper sticker for it.
The Bible does speak of Jerusalem being utterly destroyed and shit. Co-incidence? I think not.
So what you’re saying is, Hitler had the right idea, he just didn’t take it far enough?
You know you have a problem when your ideas are so crazy you need a truck window to fit the whole ideology.
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