Wasn’t Walmart Groper our 13th President?
Check Wikipedia, but I think I’m right.
That is correct. Before becoming president, he was an admiral in the navy and fought against pirates. You could say he covered that booty. (citation needed)
And after serving his second term, he spent the rest of his days standing on the White House front porch greeting visitors.
Groper died at the age of 90, having worked as a greeter for over 30 years. In that time his wage rose by a staggering $2.36/hr. Groper was buried in the $5 movie bin, where his body will never be discovered.
Grope-worthy Booty at Wal-Mart is a rare commodity.
Wal-Mart booty so big you can touch in without even walking in the store
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