8 thoughts on “Stick a fork in her

  1. Am I the only one who read “Am I making myself clear?” in the voice of Mike Teevee? (And why was it that he had an American accent for the entire movie, except that one line? Bugged the heck out of me!)

  2. I know next to damn nothing about Twilight, but I got a good giggle when I mis-read the cupcakes as saying “Team Coward.” Not sure if that applies to Sparkles over there, but it amused me at least.

  3. Gee…what are the chances that a disillusioned soon-to-be-divorced jello-bellied shrew who’d rather live in a super-needy fantasy world where vanilla blobs like herself are inexplicably worshiped by male-model-supernatural hunks than make her real marriage with real kids work out? Hmmm? HUH?!?
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    Is what a friend of mine said.

  4. Considering that Edward and Bella’s relationship hits all 15 warning signs for domestic abuse, I just want to put a whole bunch of pamphlets for women’s shelters and domestic abuse fact sheets under her windshield wipers.

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