Plasma Center, laundromat, and a day spa? Clearly this is really a place for vampires to camp out when caught at dawn too far from their coffins. Here they can dine on the finest bottled A+ or B-, get their clothing free from those nasty blood stains, and those tanning beds? Really high tech coffins.
If there’s also a liquor store in that strip mall, I’m moving in.
Plasma Center, laundromat, and a day spa? Clearly this is really a place for vampires to camp out when caught at dawn too far from their coffins. Here they can dine on the finest bottled A+ or B-, get their clothing free from those nasty blood stains, and those tanning beds? Really high tech coffins.
I read this sign as saying “Free Laundry!”