– Submitted by Matt
You can have a sale on male pattern baldness?
Looks like they all got the memo.
On their way to Blue Man Group rehearsal?
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake…
The guy with the popped collar is! Shut up, that’s why!
I once had a coworker who had the same striped polo shirt as me, and every time I wore that shirt, he happened to wear that same shirt at the same time. Fortunately he got fired. In a recession, that’s as about as close as a raise you’re gonna get.
So…Horizontal stripes make you look more bald?
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