7 thoughts on “Is this Heaven? No, it’s Iowa.

  1. I remember when my husband sought to correct me.

    At least that’s what I said when his mother asked what those marks were around his throat as she unstapled him from the wall.

    I’m wrong and proud. Should you decide to live with it, you will in fact live longer.

  2. See? This is why suffrage was a mistake. The womanfolk start making reasoned arguments about legal matters, and the men have to bloody up their knuckles in order to put her back in her place.

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