6 thoughts on “Everything’s bigger in Texas

  1. If I’m gonna go fat ass frozen pizza, I’m going with DiGiorno or Tombstone. That pizza isn’t even baking right. The pepperoni looks like wet cardboard colored with a red sharpie.

  2. What do Germans know about American Pizza? There should be cheese stuffed in the crust, and you shouldn’t be able to SEE the crust under all the meat.

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