But – but – it’s a freaking classic novel and the whole point was that Quasimodo was the HERO despite how ugly he was! Phoebus was just a jerk who wanted to sleep with Esmerelda but married another woman for her money. The priest, Phoebus’ older brother, also wanted to bed her. Quasimodo was the ONLY one who actually loved her! And – you just don’t go around changing the names of classic books just because someone might find a classic offensive! That’s as stupid as banning Huckleberry Finn or having people in The Scarlet Letter calling the local tribe “Native Americans” instead of Indians.
Honestly, people – STOP PCING UP THE CLASSICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, please! As someone who suffers from Scoliosis and was indeed called a “hunch back” by bullies in my middle school years, I think this is utterly ridiculous! America’s supposed to be the “land of the brave,” instead we’re just land of the over-sensitive douche bags.
But – but – it’s a freaking classic novel and the whole point was that Quasimodo was the HERO despite how ugly he was! Phoebus was just a jerk who wanted to sleep with Esmerelda but married another woman for her money. The priest, Phoebus’ older brother, also wanted to bed her. Quasimodo was the ONLY one who actually loved her! And – you just don’t go around changing the names of classic books just because someone might find a classic offensive! That’s as stupid as banning Huckleberry Finn or having people in The Scarlet Letter calling the local tribe “Native Americans” instead of Indians.
Honestly, people – STOP PCING UP THE CLASSICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Captain Obvious.
I bet there’s no Gypsy, either.
Romany Rose Lee just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Transient Euro-Rose
Thanks for the YF ref.
I try.
Ohforfucksakes.
What’s Next – “Anger Management of the Tempestuous Woman” or “The Heart is a Lonely Organic Farmer?”
“The Inglorious Men Born Out Of Wedlock”
Teenage Genetically-Challenged Ninja Turtles
“The Rational Scientific Explanation Worker”.
“The Happy Adult Sex Industry Worker”
“Two Mule Cocks For Sister Sarah”
wait…that’s the wrong way.
Oh, please! As someone who suffers from Scoliosis and was indeed called a “hunch back” by bullies in my middle school years, I think this is utterly ridiculous! America’s supposed to be the “land of the brave,” instead we’re just land of the over-sensitive douche bags.
While I definitely agree that this country is too sensitive, the production was done in the UK.