Ha Ha Ha! Sorry about that. We thought you were the cleaning lady. (That’s just too easy)
And, we’re done in one.
HaHaHa! Hanging out with black folk is fun when they are rich too.
HAHAHA! I was so scared to hang out with a black, but you aren’t scary at all.
“…And then I tied that stupid dog to the roof of my car.”
“It doesn’t matter who wins the election, we are still filthy stinking RICH!”
“Look Honey its one of those Negros we keep hearing about.”
“Oh we’re sorry we thought you heard that Mitt would tax you more”
over Oprah “What sweet Hell did I get myself into this time”
Hey Oprah, wanna hear something funny? 99%!!!!!!LOLOLOLLOLOLOL
Oh Mitt you’re so funny. You know she doesn’t speak honkey.
“AM-HAHAHA-AMAN-HAHAHA-AMANITA MUH-MUH-MUH-MUSCARIA? HEHEEHEEHEE! WAS THAT THE MUSHROOM IN THE SALAD? HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR FACE IS MELTING OPRAH! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Guess who farted…
In his mind, Mitt knew that Ann would never go for a threesome; but Oprah had brought it up and as the three of them laughed awkardly about it, he couldn’t help but wonder what it might be like…
With a mouth controlled input device cleverly concealed in her thumb, Oprah made her domination of the Romneybots look like child’s play.
I can’t believe they used the N-word on national television… Now what do I do?
“And we deducted our horse.”
“…And then I said I know what it is like to be unemployed!”
“…then he said THE ARISTOCRATS!”
Oh, and isn’t the Color Purple just the most hilarious book you ever read!
No, no, you guys … it’s more like …
Ann leans forward and says, “Hey. Oprah. Pull my finger.”
Did you hear that Amy Poehler? She said she’s NOT on food stamps AND voted for Obama!
Letting The Help sit with you in the living room: Winning at open-mindedness
Oprah thinking, “These white folks must think I’m crazy!”
“Mitt, What do you REALLY think about the 99%?”
I said, “Do you love me?” and she said, “No, but that’s a really nice ski mask.”
Oprah: “I’m sorry you two, that just slipped out.”
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