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He’s the shit, alright.
That kind of service costs a lot extra.
Their “effluent” clientele always rises to the top.
Very Kath and Kim, really.
“Attracts effluent client”? (apparently)
“Attractive, Charming and Intelligent”? (maybe not)
“An escort at ease anywhere”? (as long as it’s not a spelling bee)
Can tell the difference between ‘effluent’ and ‘affluent’, no, sadly, no………but then, I guess if you are effluent enough you wouldn’t care if the beefcake could spell.
And if you look under “Service and Rates”, he does “STRIPING” too!
Not to mention –
A 1 hour “Tantric Yoni Massage” for $120, with or without the happy ending………
(and I was looking at the ‘services and rates’ purely for research……I am not effluent enough to afford this!)
You’d be a fool not to get a happy ending if it doesn’t cost extra!
Well, there you have a good point, why not get the happy ending thrown in!
Sadly, I have to confess, this effluent beefcake man-whore is from my home town of Perth, Western Australia. Makes me sad :(
Okay, ignoring the word “effluent” – says he’s “a straight escort for ladies and couples.”
Now straight implies he only likes to have sex with women. But while a couple could contain two women, two men, I automatically assume he means the male-female pairing in a couple.
Which leads me to assume he’s not as straight as he claims.
You know what they say about assumptions: They make an ass out of you and umption.
I imagine that many men who have fantasies about MMF threesomes would be surprised to hear that these meant they were not straight.
It’s fine as long as your sacs don’t touch. And even if the do, if your eyes are shut it don’t count. Michelle Bachmann’s clinic to cure th’ gay is always a good back-up too. You watch an endless loop of her fellating a corn dog until you are psychologically neutered asexual.
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