Spank Bank ATM Posted on September 27, 2012 by Bronc Drywall - Submitted by Kippy I assume they play movies of this to get guys in the mood. Share Tweet
I want to know what medical conditions. Is this for sperm banks or for someone who’s having one of those four hour erections? +7 Log in to Reply
When you poke that machine, you’re poking everyone that machine has been with. ;) +24 Log in to Reply
I’m not packing a penis but if I were a guy, I would be terrified to stick a sensitive part of my anatomy in that thing. I mean, it bad enough to push the wrong button on a treadmill; can you imagine doing it with that? +32 Log in to Reply
You know, ATM also means ass-to-mouth, according to urbandictionary.com… Just thought I’d throw that in :) +1 Log in to Reply
If a donor deposits improperly, this sperm extractor has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. Um, yeah. +14 Log in to Reply
Hollow victory.
Some models play music, like “You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling.”
I want to know what medical conditions. Is this for sperm banks or for someone who’s having one of those four hour erections?
When you poke that machine, you’re poking everyone that machine has been with. ;)
I’m not packing a penis but if I were a guy, I would be terrified to stick a sensitive part of my anatomy in that thing. I mean, it bad enough to push the wrong button on a treadmill; can you imagine doing it with that?
Now there’s no reason at all to move out of the parents’ basement.
Looks short. And thin.
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You know, ATM also means ass-to-mouth, according to urbandictionary.com…
Just thought I’d throw that in :)
How Republicans think of women; as a sperm dump that doesn’t need birth control.
If a donor deposits improperly, this sperm extractor has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
Um, yeah.
^It’s modeled after a cigar cutter, BTW.
That’s cause it’s not particularly ladylike.
I love how they made the hole pink.