“See this? You can’t have any.”
That’s probably what she did to him on their honeymoon, too.
I dunno what you guys mean. I’m on the what-I-can-get-away-with-from-the-grocery-store diet.
I’m gonna need a tall glass of whole milk to go with this. And what are you gonna have?
Just eat it over the sink, no calories.
Yes, I have heard this.
Or yak it back up over the toilet; negative calories!
Deliciously mean. Especially if they’ve been all snarky about being on a diet. “I can’t have this” and all that nonsense.
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