In the immortal words of Ms. Choksondik (as taught to her by Mr. Garrison):
I use Nair.
It only burns for a week afterwards!
How do you…?
God hates stubble.
Interesting signs. Apparently this is going on at a baby Bar-B-Q? Any idea if they taste better with vinegar or tomato based sauce?
Actually these are the cue cards for Slayer.
Dear Westboro Baptist,
Please go back and read the following part you seem to have skipped over in your Bible:
If you want to believe that gay marriage is a sin according to the Bible, that’s fine, but please feel free to find where Christ ever said it was OK to hate people because they were different from you, or acted in ways you disapproved of.
If there is a Hell, I’m fairly certain the Westboro crowd have the equivalent of theme park FastPass.
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