Yes, ladies. It’s this big!
“Yeah, my shoes are size 17, but my foot’s only size 11.”
So I reached like this and grabbed both sides of her head, and told her it’d be a lot more fun if she’d stop pushing me away.
Girl on Left: “I was the biggest nerd in my school until I learned K-bo’s rape moves and performed them at Pedro’s class election speech. Yes!”
Because it’s this big, she had a prolapse and couldn’t walk for a week.
“So there Shaq was, straddling me…”
A 4 million dollar ring is about thiiiis wide.
And I said, Five Dollar Footlong?
She told me my footlong was much smaller…
One of the white girls: “Oh, my god, Becky. His bulge is so big. I bet he’s one of those rap guy’s homeboys. I mean, who understands those rap guys. They only talk to him because he looks like a total prostitute.”
That dude: “Yes, and it’s a $5 foot long.”
“OK; the first step in clapping like a retard is to position your arms like so…”
“…and when I woke up, my pillow was gone!”
“I once caught a fish, this big!”
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