I’m imagining that it’s something akin to pin curls in the hair. Roll ‘em up and hold them in place with some strategically placed bobby pins. Or clothespins. Or something like that.
Quite frankly, it looks like a sad, trapped salmon to me. Like he’ll never make it upstream to mate; instead, he was caught by 2 enormous and gross gobs of flesh. Sigh, if he could have only made it to the butterflies, he might have had his freedom.
I’m not really sure what she intended by that in the first place. It could be her opinion of the “pearl necklaces” that are frequently left on that real estate when guys follow the instructions below.
And I really wish that I didn’t connect those two things, because now I can’t un-think it!
I’ll give her credit for spelling her neck tattoo correctly, but I’m docking her points for the dick tat. That is a horrible circumcision. And it’s not black.
Talk about aiming low.
Wonder if she has to roll those up to get them in a bra…
I’m imagining that it’s something akin to pin curls in the hair. Roll ‘em up and hold them in place with some strategically placed bobby pins. Or clothespins. Or something like that.
In this case, it’d be booby pins.
Extra large binder clips.
Dunno why she would want her third breast to be dicktopped with a tattoo that looks like a fish with a smile & googly eyes.
Dicktopped = awesome band name
And now it can’t be unseen.
Quite frankly, it looks like a sad, trapped salmon to me. Like he’ll never make it upstream to mate; instead, he was caught by 2 enormous and gross gobs of flesh. Sigh, if he could have only made it to the butterflies, he might have had his freedom.
MILF? No; GIDNWTF.
So. I’m gonna go ahead and say it: I SERIOUSLY DOUBT SHE’S SINFULLY DELICIOUS!! *whew, I feel better now!* Now then, on with my life…
I’m not really sure what she intended by that in the first place. It could be her opinion of the “pearl necklaces” that are frequently left on that real estate when guys follow the instructions below.
And I really wish that I didn’t connect those two things, because now I can’t un-think it!
Please, no one tell her she’s doing it wrong. I’d like to know she isn’t breeding.
I like how she is wearing a fake ass engagement ring and that double chin hiding behind the text.
Hey look, her chest makes its own balls.
Was wondering what that was. Sort of looks like a midget with a head tat trying to escape.
I’ll give her credit for spelling her neck tattoo correctly, but I’m docking her points for the dick tat. That is a horrible circumcision. And it’s not black.
Dick Tatt? So many band names…so little time…
I soooo want a concert tee for that band
I thought I was good at spotting these, but my corrupted husband beat me to it: Boob-se!
The tattoo artist did a masterful job under very trying circumstances.
At least he (or she) didn’t, as far as we know, have to tattoo her anus.
Not entirely certain this woman could FIND her anus.
Why does this woman want a fish between her boobs?
Snack time?
BTW, are those CUPCAKES under her bra straps?
Yes they are.
they replace the real ones she used to keep there