Citing a fear of doctors, Pauline refused to have her goiter looked at.
The secret to really good whale testicle poppers is all in the prep.
She’s got the biggest balls of them all.
There’s a full pound of cat hair mixed in.
Martha bawled inconsolably as she held what remained of Trumpet, her pet elephant she had absentmindedly kept tied to the station wagon’s rear bumper.
Phyllis stayed true to her doctor’s advice to restrict red meat to one serving a week.
Martha’s obsession with getting into the Guinness Book of World Records for the world’s largest menstruate ball eventually cost her most of her friends.
What the hell is a menstruate ball?
It involves many years of painstakingly layering monthly uterine discharge coagulate in a manner that….
…OK I made that up.
Just when I begin to doubt his existence, the Flying Spaghetti Monster sends me a sign!! Praise him!!
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