You should see what he uses his credit card for.
Bearer Bonds are more absorbent.
Luckily the paperclip is keeping his pants up, or we’d be seeing what he wiped with a $5 bill.
He also masturbates with a slap chop.
Yo, it’s hard up in these Hamptons, Son.
Wait, people cried over Whitney Houston? Wha the Fuck?
This kid is 21, he wasn’t born the last time she sang a good song and didn’t just ingest lots of crack.
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