Breastmilk and is that “Stimulant” in the back? What kind of ice cream shops are you visiting? I had been wanting some ice cream but I think you just saved my diet.
I kind of want to work there so every time someone buys a breastmilk cone and can give them a wink and a sly look and make it even creepier.
“Two breastmilk cones please. With a cherry on each.”
Wasn’t that *this* story from last year?:
Looks like the flavor’s survived after a rocky debut. First, Lady Gaga didn’t allow them to keep the original “Baby Gaga” name. And this also happened a couple of days before.
Stimulant? Are Walter and Jesse in the ice cream business now?
Perhaps this is a bit pedantic, but isn’t breast milk an ingredient and not a flavor?
It’s got a highly distinctive aftertaste.
Oh, and don’t forget. If you are in the mood for chocolate, don’t for get to get a scoop of the KY flavor to go with it.
Not something you want from Ben & Jerry.
Is this ice cream or gelatto? I mean, if it’s ice cream, then that’s pretty gross. If it’s gelatto, that’s a different story.
Milk? From a human breast? EWWWW GUH-ROOOOSSSSSS!!!!
That is just sick and wrong. Now, give me an ice cream cone derived by pumping calf’s milk, which is technically fat globules suspended in bulbous taint excretions, forcefully pumped from another species’ swinging pendulous pink spotted phallic udders.
Dark Sock, you’re my hero.
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