This is not the first time I’ve heard of police being called for a sex doll in that region of the world. You asians and your plastic lady fetishes!
Around that same time, a drunk naked man reported to police that when he bit his date on the ass she farted loudly and flew out the window into the river below.
At least she floated.
My ex-husband, then a rookie firefighter, once “rescued” a cabbage patch doll from a burning house. He quickly realized it wasn’t an actual baby and knew his co-workers would never stop teasing him about it. When he handed the doll to the kid standing in her yard watching her house burn down — he didn’t care.
Someone loved that Bitch.
I like that they called it a “spectacle.”
This is easily the funniest thing I have encountered so far today.
Well, think about it this way – if they hadn’t rescued it, some poor loner in a First World country would’ve been left without a date, leading him on a murderous rampage through the city.
Nice that the newspaper had the decency not to comment on how the doll “thanked” her rescuers.
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