Yes it WAS an Aussie paper! It was the same magnificent publication that ran the headline “BEST MAN HIT IN HEAD WITH PINK DILDO!! And you’ll never guess where it came from!”
Well, I did guess and I was right. Think “Priscilla; Queen of the Desert” and ping-pong balls….
I used to live there. It was a fairly standard joke. The NT news. Pronounced empty news.
Ironically its actually a really good newspaper. They always print something funny for the tourists on the front page, crocs being the standard, but because its such a small city they have really good national and international news coverage.
My favourite passage has to be -
“Mr Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at Mr Rolih’s wedding nearly three weeks after being dinged by the artificial dong.”
Usually right after getting out of the water.
I didn’t know this was a crime…better fetch the ol’ rolled up tube sock.
Again.
Well at least warsh it once in a while!
Or is that how you got your name?
Nope; it’s because I only wear one dark sock when I’m online.
And it’s not on my foot.
So how do you type with a sock on your hand? Wait a minute…
NO WAY! I can win a Lexus!!!
Several hundred (at this point) TSA agents have already “vetted” my package. I’m good to go…
Had to be an Aussie paper.
Yes it WAS an Aussie paper! It was the same magnificent publication that ran the headline “BEST MAN HIT IN HEAD WITH PINK DILDO!! And you’ll never guess where it came from!”
Well, I did guess and I was right. Think “Priscilla; Queen of the Desert” and ping-pong balls….
From Darwin, NT?
Ironic name coincidence?…
I used to live there. It was a fairly standard joke. The NT news. Pronounced empty news.
Ironically its actually a really good newspaper. They always print something funny for the tourists on the front page, crocs being the standard, but because its such a small city they have really good national and international news coverage.
http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/02/12/212161_ntnews.html
It’s a good read! LOL!
My favourite passage has to be -
“Mr Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at Mr Rolih’s wedding nearly three weeks after being dinged by the artificial dong.”