I actually own some of this and that label’s exactly as printed. I literally laughed out loud when I read it. It actually does work really great too.
Can’t go wrong as long as you use enough quotes.
Dipropylene Glycol? Sodium Stearate? PPG-3 Myristyl Ether? Those are some pretty strange Robot names.
You’re getting your robots (pronounced ro-vots) and your scent elves confused.
Hello ladies. Do you wish your man had scent elves like me? Look down, back up, are you saying this in my voice? I’m in your head.
And two tickets to “that thing you love.”
That’s why I stuff the whole cannister into my asshole.
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