Back in MY day, we fought over the one 4 color screen in computer lab so that we could play Oregon Trail on a screen that wasn’t limited to green! We embraced technology and we LIKED IT. Now these little hipster punks with their fake telephone hooks and their “vintage” typewriters want to bring us back to the stone age! WELL WE DIDN’T HAVE A CHOICE ABOUT WALKING INTO OUR ROOMS TO HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION! WE HAD TO PULL THE HOOK, CORD AND ALL INTO A CORNER AND TUCK OURSELVES INTO A NOOK HOPING FOR PRIVACY. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD WE HAD IT!!!
Now get off my lawn!
With God as my witness, I will never use carbon paper again!!
Oh, that dude’s shit is so yesterday.com…it has an IBM Selectric Special Character Ball. MY rig is an indentured servant I beat with a sugar cane if his quill can’t get my shit on cypress paper in a timely manner.
And I have a Snydely Whiplash mustache, and listened to Mumford before he had sons.
And I drink soy lattes made with free-range soybeans retrieved from the gardens of victims of albino pygmy kitchen fires.
He’s still staring at a blank page.
Because his nasty Dinty-Moore encrusted hipster beard is caught in the typewriter carriage.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH, the irony!
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