The reaction was predictable, yet still depressing.
Your move, Hydrox.
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WINNING AT EVERYTHING
Winning At Everything
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Here’s a great tumblr post someone made in response:
I love the gargantuan list of products they actually would be boycotting if they followed through with those threats. I’d post it here, but I’m pretty sure there’s a character limit!
It appears that about the only food that isn’t “tainted by homosexuality” is Ramen Noodles…
You mean the list of products nobody (except insane people) would give a shit about?
Yeah, the list of Brands still developed, owned or distributed by Kraft Foods.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Kraft_brands
One can certainly imagine what “Cool Whip” could entice one to do!
Or “Cheese Dong”.
We have that down here.
This article lists nearly all of the things that One Million
MoronsMoms & AFA want Christians to boycott:http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/appalachian-chronicles/2012/jun/16/one-million-moms-hijacks-fathers-day-political-boy/
I think you’ve identified a need for One Million Vibrators…
I would join the Million Moms if it meant a free hitachi magic wand.
Roger that, Skipper.
ahhhhhhhhh….like a photo of an old, dear friend.
This needs Rainbow Milk to go with it.
Are tater tots gay? I know ketchup is bisexual, so I guess it doesn’t matter anymore.
not tater tots, but I’m pretty sure curly fries are
If tolerance vs. wealth in nations was plotted on a big chart, America would be this weird divergent dot that all the science geeks gathered round and wrote papers about.
I laughed so hard at the title.
But the rest of this shit just makes me depressed. Way too much hate in the world.
I fucking hate people that hate.
Wait…
The small print “made with creme colors that do not exist” made me way more sad than it should have.
Probly got tired of making do with other creme-filled products. Imagine how sticky sweet your hands would be trying to squeeze all the creamy goodness from Twinkies, Ho-Ho’s, Ding-Dongs, ….
Yup, Kinda disappointing, though. Ain’t it?
I haven’t bought oreos in years. And now I will.
(mostly because I was just reminded they exist)
I bought some last night because of this. My son asked for them at the grocery store and was shocked when I said yes, because I am no-fun mom. WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE HERE! They’re recruiting him, aren’t they? Dammit, I fell right into their trap. When I get home today, he’ll have converted the whole neighborhood. Damn sneaky cookies.
These multi-colored creme filled snacks are filling me with the urge to make love to men with my weenus. I can’t explain it. Oreos gave me The Gay; I must seek out Michelle Bachmann’s Gay-B-Gone™ Clinic for purging of homoerotic tendencies, plus getting that dark cookie shit out of my grill.
I know right? I ate one last week and ended up having sexual relations with a goat. The Govt. acknowledged my letter of complaint but as far as I can see haven’t even begun investigating this link.
I don’t want to even say what Chips Ahoy made me do to a horse…
THIS
“But what about Biblical Love???? Why don’t we celebrate that???”
You know the special, steamy love between a woman and her Bible?
Gonzo slid his spectacles slowly down his nose, his mouth hanging open with wonder at the sudden eureka moment he had felt in his brain-place.
He rushed out of the office at top speed in the general direction of the patent office.
“I’m off to make a gazillion dollars out of religion by patenting the ‘vibrating bible'” he screamed at his oblivious colleagues.
It’s amazing no one has ever thought of trying to profit from religion in the past, he mused to himself.
meanwhile Marcus Bauchmann is laying at the bottom of the clinic closet naked and smeared with multi-colored creme.
I think this should be the answer to the 92% of people that commented on Oreo’s fb page:
I love this image. Last line gets me every time.
I just laughed SO hard at this! Fantastic image!
The cookie isn’t even for sale…i wouldn’t eat them anyway, it’d look like i gave a clown a BJ.
Yeah, I saw you that day. You wouldn’t want to look like that EVER again.
The end result WAS bad, but how often do you get to make a clown happy? Clowns are always so sad.
Saying someones marriage is against your religion is like getting pissed because someone ate oreos while you’re on a diet.
I didn’t choose to love Oreos, I was born that way.
The nerd in me is pleased to see that the colors are in the proper order, BUT is upset that “indigo” is missing from the spectrum.
Indigo is the redheaded stepchild of the visible spectrum.
Damn straight! Fuck indigo!
Well now you’ve gone and made them sad…
Wow – as a redhead I’m Winning at Losing tonight. Pass the Oreos please.
I have to say, I do think I shall invest in some Oreos today, I wish they had the rainbow ones, those would be a hit in my neighborhood.